Beware the second day after the Ides of March.
It’s the day people all over the world queue up at Irish themed pubs for green beer – a silly thing to do really, considering it takes four days to properly pour one pint of Guinness and, served the right colour in sufficient quantities it can turn any dedicated drinker green without the artificial colouring.
As I live in a nanny-state where it is illegal to be offensive about someone’s background or heritage, I shall avoid providing any hackneyed Irish jokes, though one might prove the Irish do have a sense of humour by acknowledging that “Large-Lad” is reportedly slang for a penis. Or maybe it's not a joke.
These lasses are practising the curtsy approved for females meeting her Maj the British Queen. Only a hop skip and a jump from a Michael Flatley audition, really.