Approximately 2 weeks after she was initially bitten by a red back, the swelling from her forearm to fingers subsided, but a large infection remained above one knuckle. A lovely GP lanced it and prescribed a course of strong antibiotics. Although the infection has cleared, a granuloma now remains. This photo really does not do justice the size of the lump. But... at least I worked out how to turn the camera flash off.
To oversimplify, in this instance the lump [oma] is most likely made up of dead macrophages [biological goo-munchers] which gave their lives that The Other may live.
The Other believes the lancing deserves a point but I disagree. Pus, after all, is common as muck. I will, however, award a point for the gross inconvenience and discomfort the granuloma is causing.
Patients recovering from surgery, when they come out of anaesthesia, like to grab hold of something. [In the case of male patients, they like to grab something specific first, just to make sure their greatest nightmare has not been realised. Then they grab at the limbs of recovery room nurses. Recovery room nurses often go home with thumping great bruises.]
Thus, at work, both surgical gloves and patient activity have been exerting pressure on The Other’s knob-oma, in turn putting pressure on nerves and tendon.
I’ll also award another point [ka-ching] for the appointment with a plastic surgeon next Wednesday a.m. to remove the thing.
We haven’t heard in recent days of how the Bro-in-law's bite site is progressing, but he will be here later this month to have a knee replacement [ka-ching] so I guess we’ll learn more about it then.
This sibling rivalry is serious, but began with no book of established rules. Should The Other’s sister be awarded points because of her husband’s bite, or should she earn points on her own merit?
How far back should we go – is this to be a life-long competition, or a series of games, sets and matches?
Does The Other score points for having surgery on her Morton’s Neuroma before her sister had surgery on hers? Does the sister earn an extra point for unsuccessful surgery, then an extra point again for needing surgery to correct the surgery, or does she lose one for not going to The Other’s recommended surgeon in the first place?
Whenever a medical issue arises The Other simply discusses it with this or that person at work, and has it dealt with as casually as one might borrow a pen. This adds a whole new dimension to the idea that people with private health insurance are free to choose their own doctors and surgeons. Since I can't work out how to keep score, I've decided to disqualify The Other for insider trading.
