CBM
Covered
by Medicare
DWI
Driving
while incontinent
BYOD
Bring
your own dentures
CRAFT
Can’t
remember a flippin’ thing
IKICIH4AR
I know I
came in here for a reason
WMBWALAMT
Wish my
bowels were as loose as my teeth
OISTS
Oops I
spoke too soon
SYPWKHTWTB
Some
young people wouldn’t know how to wipe their bums
NICRM
Now I can’t
reach mine
ISWUMIOMAWLE
I’d see
what you mean if only my arms were long enough
IGHTDCSMHSDTME
It’s
getting harder to do comb-overs since my hair shifted down to my ears
FZ
Free Zarb
IUTWMWISNIDHTS
I used to
wet myself when I sneezed, now I don’t have to sneeze
ROFLMAOANICGUA
Rolling
on the floor laughing my arse off and now I can’t get up again
