CBM
Covered
by Medicare
DWI
Driving
while incontinent
BYOD
Bring
your own dentures
CRAFT
Can’t
remember a flippin’ thing
IKICIH4AR
I know I
came in here for a reason
WMBWALAMT
Wish my
bowels were as loose as my teeth
OISTS
Oops I
spoke too soon
SYPWKHTWTB
Some
young people wouldn’t know how to wipe their bums
NICRM
Now I can’t
reach mine
ISWUMIOMAWLE
I’d see
what you mean if only my arms were long enough
IGHTDCSMHSDTME
It’s
getting harder to do comb-overs since my hair shifted down to my ears
FZ
Free Zarb
IUTWMWISNIDHTS
I used to
wet myself when I sneezed, now I don’t have to sneeze
ROFLMAOANICGUA
Rolling
on the floor laughing my arse off and now I can’t get up again
Just copied these and sent them to my Dad!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteYDIGSDWT: Why don't I get Senior's Discount with that?? BIMD: Back in MY Day ...
ReplyDeleteCTNIHH: Can't talk now, it's Happy Hour
TO can get a discount on anything!
DeleteAs for BIMD... the older I get the more I feel like a foreigner. Oh, wait, LP Hartley already said much the same thing. It's just taken me a long time to understand what he meant when he said "the past is a foreign country..."