An
Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German,
an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a
Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a
Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a
Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan,
a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a
Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian,a Portuguese, a
Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a
Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a
Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a
Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a
Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a
Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a
Norwegian and 2 Africans,
...walk into a gourmet restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the Maitre D' after scrutinizing the group.
"You
can't come in here without a Thai.
