Sunday, November 11, 2012

let she who is not dim cast the first stone



If “Twitter for Dummies” couldn’t help me does this mean I’m no dummy?

Kirsten Neel, on the other hand, has got this twitter stuff sorted. An 18 year old from the US state of Georgia, she tweeted the following message after hearing Obama had won the election:

"I'm moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says."

If Google News hadn't taken me to newspaper reports of this hasty comment – apparently she meant our previous president – I would have missed all the twit-wit comments. Some of them were pithy, to say the least. For example:

…the type of information you would expect from someone who uses a 2,000 year old religious tome as their primary schooltext


30 years ago the running gag was that it takes a computer to really get the most from human error. What’s the 21st century equivalent of putting your foot in your mouth?




10 comments:

  1. I'm old FC. I don't get the appeal of Twitter nor do I understand the attraction to Facebook.

    The message to Republicans is too funny.

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    1. Appeal is the word I've been looking for, thanks Rubye. They simply lack appeal and don't seem worth the effort.

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  2. We have a president?, and he's a he?. Is their something we don't know about Julia?.

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    1. Windsmoke, wouldn't we love to know just what it is we don't know?

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    1. No surprise, Andrew, that I couldn't have put it better myself.

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  4. Too many 'twankers' in the world (I wish I could claim responsibility for that, but that would be a lie). But @calledFelicity forgot to mention we don't have 'presidents' either, and 'redneck' is a term of contempt!!

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    1. "Twankers". Took me a few moments, but now that I get it I'm smiling. It might not be an original "Redism" but I am nonetheless grateful you shared it.

      As for redneck, you are either more sensitive than I to such expressions, or simply as intelligent and quick as I've always expected. I could not for the life of me work out why there was a reference to pitchforks. Of course... American Gothic.
      Would you like to be my lifeline /brainstrust when I'm next trying to answer a question worth a million or so?

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    2. Haha! Whether I'd LIKE to be, and whether it'd be of any value to you are two different things. And don't you mean 'miwyon'??!!

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    3. Oops. I should of said miwyon but you no spelling is not like 'ow we tork. Gimme a brike!

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