I'm going to share this one with my husband who needs a laugh - one of his best mates slid on icy stairs today; broke his leg in two places. One of the bones had burst through the skin!
Oh, Kath, that sounds like one more reason I can add to the 6 million others for avoiding any place colder than Melbourne - which is saying something.Suppose they'll be pinning his leg together, if you're still at a loss for Christmas gift ideas perhaps a small Allen key and a Phillips Head screwdriver? I expect the breaks looked as bad as they sound, so any laugh will be a good laugh. Perhaps there's a joke about metal detectors at airports.Okay, there's a nice pikcha here http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kYzVkNTQxNjJjYzA0MWEw
Oh la! That's a real Friday the 13th happening above, puts the petrol situation into perspective haha!
Hahaha! Is this your answer to 50 shades of Grey??!?
Red, I've not even read the darn thing - nor tried - but as I sit here cogitatin' 'pon a possibly witty riposte and heading down the path of what can I say that won't be punishable [nudge nudge] the expression 'tongue lashing' came to mind. Better quit while I'm ahead, methinks.