big night out

I went to see a militant Islamist  tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”.  They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on dvd.

I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”

And that was when the trouble started……..