Sunday, August 26, 2012

divorce rate set to tumble


The Anglican Church has revamped its wedding vows.

Now, the husband promises

to serve his wife, to love his wife, and to protect her

and the wife promises

to love her husband, and serve, and submit

The original promise, to obey, conjures up images of a chap saying “iron this shirt, woman!”

Submit sounds just plain kinky.

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